In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
israel? how is that part of europe?
The ‘Euro’ in ‘Eurovision’ doesn’t appear to refer to the geographical implication of the word ‘Euro’.
gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it
This is a thing of beauty.
(Source: fuckyoutubers)
It’s not a case of will the UK win eurovision but a case of will they not come last.
to everyone dissing Bonnie just remember
there have been darker times
shh we don’t talk about that
we never talk about that
Leave Tyler alone - at least she’s trying. I think that photo above isn’t the worst option the UK have considered chucking out to Eurovision:
romania there proving that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should
my dream is to become one of the gay dracula’s dancers
non european people on tumblr tonight
correction:
non european people and european people who don’t give a shit about eurovision
eurovision blogging is all fun and games until the voting starts and then england starts viciously swearing at everyone else
oh you gave THEM twelve points WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE YOU’VE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE
I’m not watching it, yet I’m still fairly certain I know which countries gave which other countries 12 points.
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
Crying with laughter right about now…
